AISubs v3.7
- If you don't like it... - No, I don't like it.
- Are you okay? - No, I don't like it.
- What about you? - Well, you know...
At supermarkets,
the housewives often have plastic bags...
and stuff like that.
They shape and stretch the original plastic bag...
and say, "It's a bargain, right?"
Do you... eat...
that much?
Do you eat that much?
Well, you know...
The housewives...
Well, housewives are primitive, but...
- Some husbands are like that. - Yeah, I've heard of it.
- You don't like it, right? - No, I don't.
- Either way, it's higher up. - Oh, yeah.
- It's not horizontal. - Yeah, it's not horizontal.
- I'll stack them up. - Oh, sorry.
- The places you stack up are higher up. - Yeah, I know.
- I see. - "Housewife (genuine) (reduction)."
- Yeah, I see. - I see.
- It's only natural. - Yeah.
- A housewife's... - Yeah.
- wisdom and technology... - Yeah.
is something that moves you.
I'm going to focus on...
- how many bags you have. - Yeah.
I want you all...
to stack up your bags.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Not just food. - Not just food.
- Shall we hand out the floor? - Yeah.
- Oh, it's Mayuwada's... - Oh, it's Mayuwada's...
- news program. - Oh, it's Mayuwada's...
Please stack up your bags...
with your own identities.
Oh, it's Mayuwada's...
- Oh, you didn't hear me? - No, I heard you loud and clear.
- Well, I'll do it if you like it. - I'll do it if you like it.
- Water and saltwater... - It has nothing to do with saltwater.
- A gram match or something? - No, there isn't.
- Towels, T-shirts and height competition. - No, no.
- I'll soak this bag in water. - Oh, I see.
- So, what are you going to do in this video? - I'll soak the bag in water.
- Can you show me? - Can I stretch it out like this?
- Oh, you can stretch it out? - Of course I can stretch it out!
- Can you show me how you did it? - Can you show me how you did it?
- The soaked bag. - If you show me that, I'll judge who's bag was the most soaked.
- I'll judge it with all of my total soaking power. - If it's enough, I'll soak it in water.
- Well, it's water. - I'll soak it in water.
- Yes! - It's not funny.
- It's water. - It's not funny.
- Don't say it! - It's definitely not.
- It's not soaked. - You know, you're getting used to it.
- You shouldn't judge people like that. - It's soaked even though it has a lot of stuff in it!
- If my passion were a star, I wouldn't do it! - No, don't do it!
- It's not funny. - It's dangerous.
- It's like a ray of light. - I'm sorry for letting you go.
- Even if it has a lot of stuff in it, it's not soaked. - Because it won't go up.
- It's soaked, but it's not soaked. - Yes.
- Isn't it okay to take your hands off? If that's okay with you. - No, it's not okay.
- What's wrong with your hands? Did you do your best? - Why are you asking me that?!
- You guys really shouldn't be explaining anything. I'm telling you to make it soaked!
You know Ikebana, right?
He's like, "Open your nose and look at it."
I don't know!
He's like, "Look at it."
It's really clean.
Is it good Ikebana?
Maybe.
Let's drink it?
He's like, "Do your best and put a lot of it in."
You know how to do it, right?
Hey, hey! Just die like that!
Hey!
I'm telling you to make it soaked, Ikebana!
Make it good Ikebana!
Yes, I understand.
Oh, I'm going to work 24 hours here.
Die.
You guys!
Why can't you understand my passion?!
Why are you so obsessed with bread?
If you don't know the meaning of it, you won't understand it!
Did you understand?
Yes.
You really understood, didn't you?!
Don't confuse me like that!
If you ask me if I really understood, I don't know.
If you ask me not to confuse you, I can't say yes at all.
If you ask me if I really tried to make it soaked...
Would I know?!
Then answer me, you!
This is really like this because it's a video.
Everyone, I'm the only one who doesn't know.
It's weird, isn't it?!
Even viewers don't know.
It's a lie.
Even if you're among the viewers...
There may be some people who say, 'No, I understand your feelings.'
But it's impossible for you to sit here and do it.
It's hard for me to sit here and tell you to do it.
I want you to know that.
Ikebana is like a teacher in Toshinzu.
He's like a housekeeper.
A housekeeper of Pampanto.
There's a lot of stuff in this bag.
It's torn!
It's a lie!
If it's torn, it's cash.
If it's torn, it's no good.
Let's drop two.
Anyway, next week's Prebato...
It's cut off.
It's like a Pokemon.
Take it as a VTR once and bring it.
I'll do my best.
Well, yes.
Please check the finished product properly.
I see.
Here is the first edition.
See you next week!
Yes!
"Good morning." "Good morning." "You look like this." "I'm serious." "I see." "Have you been facing each other properly?" "I did my best." "Don't look scary." "I really did my best." "I don't know if I did my best or not, but I faced each other." "I faced my family." "I'm sorry about that." "It was really difficult and I was really worried about it, and I finally thought about the direction." "Then I met Shihane at a store."
"What do you think of the same thing as Shihandei?" "It's serious." "I think it's pretty high points." "That's a high point." "Shihandei, who worked out hard and got tired at the end of the gym yesterday, was there." "That's right." "I didn't buy all of them there." "If you go out a little more, you can buy more." "Then you can go as far as you want." "I'd be happy if we had something in common." "You had a nice face." "Well, I don't know if you're staring at me."
Is it okay for me to say it like this?
Yes, please.
From Yamada, who faced his family.
Please close your eyes and say it.
Yes, I did.
Then Yamada's enthusiasm.
"Can I say this?" "Yes."
"Don't be enthusiastic." "I'm enthusiastic." "You're not enthusiastic?"
"Oh, Yamada's enthusiasm is high." "It's over." "Then I'm enthusiastic now." "Yes."
"I would like to face my family and receive good evaluation for being excited." "I don't know. I don't know this all the time." "I didn't know it all the time."
"Please open your eyes." "One, two, pa!" "Oh, I see." "Oh, I see."
"Oh, I see." "No, I'm gonna do it for a little longer." "Then I can touch it." "Oh, I see."
Wow, this is pampan.
Pampan, I'm so proud of you.
I was wondering if this is pampan.
This is pampan.
You know, there is a scale in ION.
You can weigh anything you want with grams.
You made me pampan, so I chose pampan.
Thank you. This is the first time you made me pampan.
This is the first time I made you pampan.
Oh, this is golden peach.
Oh, it's golden peach.
It's golden peach and it's full of marshmallows.
But there is a gap here.
Wow, it's hard.
Is there a gap when there is a gap?
It depends on how you make a gap.
This is a gap due to pampan.
I wanted you to make me pampan with marshmallows in pampan state.
Oh, I see.
In this case, marshmallows are not pampan.
Yes, yes.
In that case, we both lost, right?
We both?
Marshmallow face.
The taste of pampan is too strong.
Oh, you noticed a good thing.
It's food so that it doesn't spill.
I see.
Thank you.
Oh, it's like this.
It's weak.
You're eating slowly.
Okay, next.
I'm going to do it.
Yes.
Yes, let's start with the enthusiasm video.
Because it's important.
Oops.
Oops, what?
Which one?
Oh, me, me, me.
It's okay.
Yes.
Well, honestly, I don't know what it means.
Well, I thought it was okay to put it in a bag so tightly that it would stretch as much as to make it pampan.
Maybe that's not good.
I predicted that something particular or aesthetic sense was required.
I just said, "Oh, I see. That's amazing."
I don't think I'll get angry, so I'd like to attack in that direction.
By heating the bag with this dryer, the bag becomes very soft and, surprisingly, the bag stretches out quite neatly.
I have no choice but to go with this strategy. I don't know what will happen, but I'll try it.
It was enthusiasm.
Then please open your eyes.
One, two...
Open!
Oh!
You said it a lot!
I talked about it in my introduction video, but I was grateful that I was surprised that this would go in here in the first place.
Look at his face.
It's better to look at his face.
I can't see people.
I don't feel people in this picture.
I know you worked hard to edit it. Thank you.
Do you feel people in this picture?
I don't feel people in this picture.
I don't feel you in this picture.
I can feel people in this picture.
I can't see a farmer's face in this picture.
Hmm...
I don't think it's simple.
It's here, isn't it?
Hmm... I see.
I don't know the name of this picture.
It looks like a cat.
It's a cat's ear.
You said it.
I said it.
You said it.
I thought anyone could do it if they could collect small things.
"Amazing" and "Anyone can do it" are different.
Is that so?
I wanted you to see it.
I wanted you to see it as art.
This is a watermelon.
This is a watermelon with a stick and a needle.
It was hard to bring it.
I thought you would say, "Oh, you brought it."
If it were a deluxe version, I wouldn't have brought it.
If it was a really big one, I would say, "Wow, you brought it."
I didn't like that it looked like a snack you could put in it.
Or a bus.
A bus?
An organ bus?
Yes, it's open.
I'm going to open it.
Please go ahead.
I'm Ryo.
I'm going to go buy a bag to fill it up.
I hope I can make a plastic bag that you can look at and enjoy while filling it up.
There are things like book-off and supermarkets in Seiyuu.
I'm going to buy a lot of things there and go home and put them in a bag.
I'm going.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, then I'll open my eyes.
One, two, three!
I thought it would be fun to watch.
I've decided on a theme and made it popular.
Wow!
Can I ask you a theme?
I've decided on a theme.
I think you can tell by looking at the theme.
It fell.
Dragon Ball
Oh, yes, yes.
Yogurt.
Oh, yes, yes.
I thought you'd enjoy watching it.
I've been pampani' with a dragon ball.
People who come to pampani' for the first time often do it.
When you say you're pampani' for the first time, you're looking for a theme.
The theme is absurdity, but the word "figure" is art.
Art is the protagonist.
I'd like you to take a look at the word "figure" that means "pampani' with various characters surrounding it.
Oh, I see.
It's moving.
And it's the most important.
It's not very good, is it?
Oh, I'm sorry.
We have to make it pampani' at least this time.
And if you're going to do it with a dragon ball theme, you have to make it pampani'.
It's not pampani', it's "gichigichi".
It's not pampani', it's "goshi".
It's a little more identity.
This is mass-produced.
Really?
Yes.
I see.
Well, it's a little less pampani'.
Tetsuya-kun.
Yes, bring it.
Yes.
Yes, I brought it.
Yes.
First of all, please look at the "figure" that you are looking for.
I'm going to work here from today.
It's bread.
I think it's pretty important how much stuff you can put in a bag.
There's something I want to try.
It's how you open this bag.
When you open it with your hands, like when you stretch your stocking,
only one part of it spreads out.
If you do it over and over again, I think you'll get really swollen.
The way I want to try it is to heat it up and gently spread it out where it's soft.
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
It's hot!
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
This is the original bag.
And this is what I was doing just now.
It's shrunk!
It's already...
I stretched it out like that.
I bought it!
The stuff I bought this time is pampani', but that pampani' doesn't fit in that pampani'.
If you used all of the stuff in this pampani' bag, how much pampami' would you get?
I'd like to make that kind of pampami', pampami', pampami', pampami', from now on.
Okay, now, please raise your eyes!
One, two...
- Huh? - What do you think, Doctor?
- It's getting out of hand. - I see.
It's getting out of hand.
- Can you explain it to me? - This is a mobile battery. - Yeah, it is.
If you charge it fully, you can charge your iPhone as much as you want.
The energy drink in the store.
If you drink this, you'll definitely get a lot of tingling.
Like that, all of them have compressed "panpan" and have become "panpan".
- Can I ask you something? - Yes.
- It says "carbonated". - Yes.
- No, no, "panpan", "ponpan" - It's not "carbonated"
No, "carbonated" popcorn is exactly like that.
Even the sound is "panpan".
- "Ponpan" - "Ponpan"
In this case, "panpan"
Oh, I see.
I think about why you can't open it, and I have a opinion about it.
- As a housewife, I imagined it. - Yes.
I thought it would be strange if you opened the product.
I see.
- In a way, you have your own personality. - That's good.
Thank you.
I think this is the easiest "panpan" for us.
It's "panpan" because it's "suka suka".
- If you make it "panpan", it will be "panpan panpan". - In that case...
You have to make it "panpan" and bring it to me.
- No, I understand. - Of course I thought about it.
I thought about it.
In that case, it's different if you open it.
In that case, I think it's great if you make it "panpan".
Who are you talking about?!
- As a YouTuber... - I'm a teacher.
- I'm a teacher! - I thought it would be interesting as a YouTuber.
- You... - Don't say that!
- But! - But!
Will you take me to the "panpan" room?
- Your butt will be "panpan". - My butt will be "panpan".
To be honest, I was reading it.
It's common for people to say "panpan" in that genre.
- It's common! - It's common!
- It's interesting. - It's interesting.
- Is it? - It's interesting.
- Well, thank you. - Yes.
- Okay, Shibata-kun. - Yes!
- I'll go back. - Yes.
First of all, this is my enthusiasm video.
What should I do with the bag?
For now, I've kept the bag...
I've kept the bag magnetized.
It's like, "Please, wake up."
With a bang.
Since I'm "panpan", I'm awake and my face is "panpan".
Also, for the time zone, it's 18 o'clock now.
It's evening and I'm at the supermarket.
I've chosen a time zone where I shop a lot.
This "panpan" time zone.
I'll keep it at this time.
Let's do it.
Okay, let's do it.
One, two...
I don't have a concept for things.
What I was conscious of was being "panpan" locally.
"Sukaskana" place is "sukaska".
"Panpan" place is "panpan".
I think it's important to make a path.
Oh, it's torn.
It's torn.
As I said, it's not "panpan" when it's torn.
It's a test tube.
Oh! It's outside! It's not torn!
We're covering the singing bowl from above, so it's "panpan" when it's closed.
It's temporary, so it's "panpan" when it's closed.
It's "panpan" when it's closed.
It's "panpan" when it's closed!
It's "panpan" when it's closed.
Hey!
What?
Don't attack me like that.
Where is "panpan" when it's closed?!
It's open!
Do you understand?!
That's why you used a magnet to close your eyes.
That's right.
I hate you the most!
You deceived me!
That's right.
If it's torn, show me your heart honestly!
I don't want you to get angry.
This is...
a garbage bag!
It's not a kid's toy.
There is no toy!
What would you do if you were looking for it?
You made me "panpan".
While you were dropping it...
I'm sorry!
There is no doll!
Where is the doll?
Where is the block?
It's "panpan"!
In a broken bag...
Can you raise a kid like that?!
I can't!
You can't!
If you can't "panpan"...
you can't "panpan" a kid like that!
I'm sorry!
I'll do my best...
to "panpan" you.
Because you're "panpan".
I'll make you "panpan".
You get angry a lot.
Like "conte".
It's not "conte".
It's "conte".
Please look at my panties and tell me what you think of it.
Okay.
Let's start with enthusiasm.
Oh, you took my enthusiasm.
Enthusiasm?
I didn't say enthusiasm.
You said enthusiasm.
It was enthusiasm, wasn't it?
Okay, I've done it.
Well, it's enthusiasm, but...
Well, I'd like to say something about panties in general and a little about my life.
Well, I'm sure you'll be full of enthusiasm for the first time.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
I hope you'll do it.
Here's what I've done.
Life is not easy.
Wow!
Here it is.
One, two...
Isn't it full of enthusiasm?
What?
Sensei, this is...
First of all, potatoes.
It's the beginning of everything with "panpan".
It's an image of vegetables and things like that.
I see.
And colorful rice.
This is a YouTube life.
Is that a YouTube life?
Why?
Do you know why, Sensei?
This is "panpanman", right?
"Panpanman".
Like this, right?
"Taxi" is what we call it.
"Taxi" for cars.
"Taxi" is "taxi".
Why "taxi" for cars?
"Taxi" for cars.
If "taxi" were popular, "panpanman" would be popular, right?
What about this?
"Morikomi-kun"?
I got it in front of my teacher yesterday.
That's not it, is it?
You went to buy it, didn't you?
Not because you happened to have it.
I happened to have it.
Is it a coincidence?
Plus.
Can you afford it?
I can afford it.
This is the future.
It's short.
I'm about 37 years old.
You've come a long way.
Isn't mine amazing?
What are you going to do?
My head is about to explode.
It's not like you can do anything you want.
Do you have anything you want to say?
I don't have anything I want to say.
I can do it easily.
Use the word "panpan".
See you tomorrow.